Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.