Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Happiness is having crazy friends.