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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।