Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.