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माखन चोर की लीलाओं का उत्सव, आपके जीवन में लाए खुशियों का अंबार। प्रेम, शांति और समृद्धि से भरा हो हर पल, जन्माष्टमी की बहुत-बहुत बधाई।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।