Funny Quotes / Friends

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.