Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.