Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.