Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!