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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.