Funny Quotes / Friends

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।