Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is the key to everything

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.