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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Friendship is being equally annoying.