Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.