Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.