Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.