Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।