Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.