Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is being equally annoying.