Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.