Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।