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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
All the best people are crazy.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.