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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.