Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

All the best people are crazy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।