Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is the key to everything

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।