Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.