Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.