Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is the key to everything

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.