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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.