Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.