Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.