Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.