Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.