बाल गोपाल की मधुर बंसी की धुन, आपके मन को शांति प्रदान करे। जन्माष्टमी के इस शुभ अवसर पर, प्रेम और समृद्धि से भरा हो आपका जीवन।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.