बाल गोपाल के जन्मोत्सव पर, आपके जीवन में प्रेम और खुशहाली आए। शांति और समृद्धि से भरा हो हर क्षण, जन्माष्टमी की बहुत-बहुत बधाई।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Friends are our chosen family.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
All the best people are crazy.