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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.