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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।