Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.