Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is the key to everything

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.