Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.