Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

All the best people are crazy.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.