Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.