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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.