Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.