Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।