Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.