Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are our chosen family.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.