Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our craziness made us best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad