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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is the key to everything

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.