Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.